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golddiggerr:

$$$$
Oct 20

golddiggerr:

$$$$

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leauxnoir:

Ricki Hall
Oct 20

leauxnoir:

Ricki Hall

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Oct 20

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
Oct 20

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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Oct 20

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benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Oct 20

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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Oct 20

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Oct 20

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Oct 20

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whitegirlsaintshit:

listen, lemme tell y’all something important.

if you start getting a crush on someone, do NOT jinx yourself by talking them up to other people all the time. because people will be jealous of the POTENTIAL of you getting somebody in your life and they will wish bad upon you. don’t do it. wait until something develops, and even then, just keep it amongst the people you trust more than yourself. 

I’m serious. 

Oct 20
amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
Oct 20

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

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Oct 20
Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked
Oct 20

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dorkly:

30 Store Signs That Are Having Way Too Much Fun
To see more signs that have more charisma than you do, click here!
Oct 20

dorkly:

30 Store Signs That Are Having Way Too Much Fun

To see more signs that have more charisma than you do, click here!

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Oct 20

thecouturediary:

The world just got a little less fab.

RIP Oscar De La Renta - the fairy godfather who gave many girls their Cinderella moment through his works of art.