A Random Blog

Sep 2

(Source: skyphoi, via weakfreakreek)

pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

(Source: radikels, via alphasandassociates)

Sep 2

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

(via punkmonksteven)

Sep 2
jettschae:

simsiguess:

IS THE PEE STREAM REALLY NECESSARY 

LOOOL oh god
Sep 2

jettschae:

simsiguess:

IS THE PEE STREAM REALLY NECESSARY 

LOOOL oh god

(via simsgonewrong)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Sep 2

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via ugly)

Sep 2
taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
Sep 2

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks, via punkmonksteven)

Sep 2

b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

(Source: bobsburgerraps, via thatdudeemu)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via thatdudeemu)

Sep 2
Sep 1

(via gryllingbears)

Sep 1

wiredandrewired:

dudeistlibertarian:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

(Source: 8bitmonkey, via gryllingbears)

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

Drinking my sister’s white wine and feeling classy

Sep 1
Sep 1

saltdrops:

Dear lord.

Definitely my kind of store.

(Source: https://twitter.com/tora_nanba_b )

(via rurouni-panda)

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there
Sep 1

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

(via rurouni-panda)

alphasandassociates:

What is solved by this lack of chill??!

One on the right looks just like Jay-z
Sep 1

alphasandassociates:

What is solved by this lack of chill??!

One on the right looks just like Jay-z